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June 10, 2003
Rules Of The Road
What an annoying day. Car drivers have been getting to me all day. here are a half-dozen rules I want other drivers to use (around me, at least):
1: When I am turning right into the petrol station, I may block the road for a few seconds while the traffic on the other side gets out of the way. Sitting in a large (fat-ass) truck behind me doesn't mean you can honk your horn 'cos you can't get past me and I can't go due to oncoming cars and motorcycles.
2: Do NOT sit behind me revving your engine at a junction, then try to cut me off and get in front of me in the lane by going to the other side of the road first. I don't take kindly to that. Look at the bumps, idiot - what's a few more? Go ahead punk, make my day... (and he only got away because he then decided to turn left onto the dual carriageway in front of the other cars without signalling. Perhaps he got worried when I gently clutch-controlled into his bumper...)
3: Horns are not for doing that.
4: Yours may be shinier and noisier, and even have a wiggling Elvis in it, but don't expect me to come running when you are deaf. Even though it's my job. 'Cos I won't. (and your choice in music stinks anyway!)
5: Don't start with that road rage crap. I play GTAIII. I will reverse over your ass!
6: Every other driver is an idiot. Including you.
And that's just from today...
Posted by Badgers at June 10, 2003 07:14 PM
Comments
ah,but what about those pig ignorant bus driving bastards.
I think they should be taught a lesson or 2,like how to drive for starters!!!!!
Posted by: jamius at June 11, 2003 10:16 PM
One of them comes to mind, at any rate...
Posted by: Steve at June 12, 2003 10:43 PM